Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts

2.06.2009

Movie Quotes

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly, write the name of the movie above the quote.
5. NO Googling, using IMDb search, or other search functions.
6. Tag 5 people.


#1
(name) Close the gates! The War is back on!

#2
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

#3
(Holston Fam) got it  born ultimatum
Our target is a British national - Simon Ross, a reporter. I want all his phones, his BlackBerry, his apartment, his car, bank accounts, credit cards, travel patterns - I want to know what he's going to think before he does. Every dirty little secret he has, and most of all we want the name and real-time location of his source. This is NSA priority level 4. Any questions? 

#4 Star Wars 3  (Melissa)
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. 

#5 Amazing Grace  (David)
Although my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly. I'm a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior. 

#6 Master and commander (Samantha got this one)
(crew) Is them 'is brains, doctor? 
(Doctor) No, that's just dried blood. THOSE are his brains. 
[
the crew oohs and aahs

#7   The Shakiest Gun in the West (sam young)
 Brush your dentist twice a day, visit your toothbrush twice a year.

#8 Monsters Inc (sam young)
Oh. So *that's* puce. 

#9 second hand lions (Samantha got this one)
 Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in. (yeah right.)

#10 facing the giants (Samantha got this one)
(person 1)By the way, some man called lookin' for you today. 
(person2) Who? 
(person 1) Stan Schultz. 
(person2 )Stan Schultz? 
(person 1) Yeah. 
(person2 )Stan Schultz - isn't that a cartoonist? 
(person 1)That's *Charles* Schultz. 
(person2 ) No, I thought Charles Schultz was that man that flew across the ocean in "The Spirit of St. Andrews." 
(person 1)That's Charles Lindbergh, and it's "The Spirit of St. Louis." 
(person2 ) Naw, Lindbergh is a cheese! 
(person 1)Limburger's the cheese. Lindbergh's the man. 
(person2 ) No, Lindbergh was that blimp that blew up and killed all them people. 
(person 1) That's the Hindenburg
(person2 ) Nah, Hindenburg's where you go skiing in Tennessee. 
(person 1)That's Gatlinburg! 
(person2 ) Gatlinburg? You mean like the country music group, the Gatlinburg Brothers? 
 
(person 1)[throws ball] Crazy. 

#11 Melissa got this one (expelled)
Well... it could come about in the following way: it could be that uh, at some earlier time somewhere in the universe a civilization e-evolved... by probably by some kind of Darwinian means to a very very high level of technology and designed a form of life that they seeded onto... perhaps this... this planet. Um, now that is a possibility. And uh, an intriguing possibility. And I suppose it's possible that you might find evidence for that if you look at the um, at the detail... details of our chemistry molecular biology you might find a signature of some sort of designer. 

#12 dialtone (Samantha got this one)
I'm consumed with gilt over it. I'm a Christin but I don't share my faith because I fear what man thinks of me more then what God thinks of me.  Those things  need to change. You need to follow the man sitting in front of you.
 
#13 Gettysburg (David)
 Sirs, perhaps there are those among you who believe you are descended from a ape. I suppose there may even be those among you who believe that I am descended from a ape. But I challenge the man to step forward who believes that General Robert E. Lee is descended from an ape. 

#14 Stalag 17 (Melissa)
Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid

#15  
The Court Jester (David)
(person 1) I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? 
 (person2 )Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! 
(person 1)They *broke* the chalice from the palace? 
(person2 )And replaced it with a flagon. 
(person 1) A flagon...? 
(person2 ) With the figure of a dragon. 
(person 1) Flagon with a dragon. 
(person2 ) Right. 
(person 1) But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? 
(person2 ) No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! 
 (person 1)The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. 
(person2 )Just remember that. 

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12.20.2008

Funky Five.

We are the human medley family.

We where going to make a CD cover what do you think?

Now Abby doesn't get any cuter then that, and for those (very) young men out there she is still on the market.
Look at those tear stained eyes.
Hiel Abby!!

10.30.2008

funky five

That guy is soooo creepy.
Yo', diggy-dog!


Lets go get'em

10.29.2008

Welcome to my blog!

Hello everybody! Welcome to my new blog!


I see you out there... yes you.



I know you're happy to see my new blog, just like I am.



Don't leave or I'll be sad! :-(



But I know you won't, so I'm happy! :-D



My name is... uh... um... oh, gee... I forget.

I hope to post to this blog on a semi-regular schedule (as long as Grady isn't on the computer) and hopefully I'll be putting up my new series "Funky Five" pictures every now and then. Thanks for hangin' out, please become a follower, and come back for future posts!

J-Man